Sunday, May 25, 2008

Women and their troubles

There are 6 billion people on this planet. About half of those are women. Not great women, nice women, generous women, or happy women. These women seem like they are sent from hell itself to do nothing but waste space. You know what type of women I am talking about.

Why are women like this? Who is to blame? I will tell you who, the Media. Thats right that damn MTV channel you pay an extra $15 a month for has screwed over the minds and wills of women everywhere. It teaches them that partying every night, wearing slutty outfits, sleeping around with dozens of guys, and doing cocaine hits in the back of a taxi cab, is what will make you desired by men and accepted by your peers.
I am at a loss of words when it comes to how completely wrong this view is. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and Jessica Simpson are not good role models, they have NO REAL problems, and in no way should you aim to be more like them. You should not buy their albums, watch their movies, wear their clothes or buy their perfume. Don't sell out who you are to try and fit in. People who require you to have those things are not your true friends anyway.

Guy do not like...
- girls who are too skinny
- get drunk every night
- sleep with the first guy you see on the dance floor taking a interest in you
- dress like a slut
- wear outfits that cost a months salary
- drive their dads BMW blasting 50 cent as if you, yourself earned that car
- girls who simply do not THINK
- girls who are sure they are the center of the universe because they shop at Chanel


So seriously, all you women out there need to grow up and realize there is shit going on in the world around you and the fact that your shoes do not match your purse does not mean your parents hate you and god is out to get you. YOUR TROUBLES ARE NOT THAT HUGE!!!!

Listen, if you ever want to meet more than jock jerks and awful boyfriends YOU have to be the first to change. Garbage attracts more garbage. You will never meet mr. perfect until you make yourself worthy of mr. perfect. You attract scum cause thats what you are acting like mmmmkk? No one likes those whiny 16 year olds on MTV, they're on MTV cause they're ridiculous and entertaining not because people enjoy them.

- brett
the fat flamingo

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